Overheard @ HSP

Here are some of the most delicious quotes from the Kindergarten discussion of Creation:

What was created on the first day? “Delaware, because its the first state.” 

“Can the earth die?”

“Before there was sky, what was on top?”

What was created first? “People, but how would there be people to make them?”

“God is actually the earth,God made the earth because he [sic] is the earth.”

“The moon and outerspace was made first.”

“God was made first.”

“God made the sun first because the sun is the most important part of the sky and the sky is always made first.”

“God is not a person and its not a name. God made trees and everything, but not houses.”